You came with the alarm clock.

In keeping up with my new " I do whatever the fuck occurs to me to do" fashion.

I have decided that

grammar aNd! SpeL.ling. iS FOr# totaL CONf!ormists.

I WILL USE ...PUNCTUATION ARBITRARILY.

AND! SPELL; WHERE likE WEAR or WE!AR like WHere-


In other news: I watched James Lipton being interviewed by Dave Chapelle.

James Lipton is a determinist that doesn't believe in God, but he prayed to God that Dave Chapelle would interview him.

James Lipton goes to Jay Z concerts.

James Lipton use to be a pimp, or rather a MICK.

James Lipton starting reading at age 1 1/2 and he bounces when you drop him.

James Lipton loves words. He believes that words are a living, tangible thing.

Dave Chapelle defines a word as being a vessel for an intention.

Dave Chapelle says the N word sometimes. He also likes to chain smoke American Spirits.

I am studying the most gorgeous manifestation of the humanities, I am living in New York and my heart is so filled love that I feel that I can do no wrong.