boyfriend application

i am now accepting applications for a boyfriend (or a girlfriend with a dick) for the months of
december to march. (only)

the only requirement is that this person must have two years of experience of suicide prevention consulting.

perhaps you can even get college credit, it would be an upclose case study of a woman with seasonal defective disorder.


count it, thats four jokes. laugh at them.

ohhh i also finished writing a new play.
its a romantic tragedy about the loves of hitler called, the things i do for my mustache!