how i humiliated myself this week.
i stoop on a beach with one hundred woman in their underwear for a television show on fucking lifetime.
i got drunk with strangers off of craigslist and attempted to act in a comedy.
i got drunk, vomited blood, tried to stick my fist in someones asshole, tap danced, growled, made incoherent jokes, fell over while on stage with Teen Fun.
(the writer of please kill me, said that it was the most punk rock thing he had ever seen)
i danced to techno like i meant it.
and ate a hot dog on the subway.
(the last one was a lie)
happy birthday maggie may! heres to 25 more years of humiliation.
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